There once was a weeaboo who said thus,
‘Translations are easy, I don’t get all the fuss.’
So at cute mothers, shortacks and yuri he tried his hand,
And before he knew it things had become quite grand.
But reader there’s some things of which you must be aware,
Or when you angrily email me you may receive a scare.
The work I do is merely all for fun,
I have a job and I don’t need another one.
Because I care not for patreon or donations,
I don’t want to hear your ill-mannered frustrations.
I release what I want when I desire,
These facts shall remain despite all of your ire.
So read for free whatever you may please,
Just remember you may have to endure my being a tease.