Even Though I’m a Former Noble and a Single Mother, My Daughters are too Cute and Working as an Adventurer Isn’t Too Much of a Hassle – 33

Just in Time

“Pardon me, there’s an emergency, so I’ll be excusing myself.”

Pweeeeee, pweeeeee, such a strange sound rang from the pocket watch that Shirley had stored in her bosom.

She stood from the sofa and, after bowing her head quickly to the assembled royalty in the room, pressed a button on the pocket watch and disappeared as if she were never there in the first place.

Whenever Shirley partied with other adventurers, she made one condition absolutely crystal clear to them.

――”No matter what sort of situation we’re in, there’s the possibility I might have to leave the party temporarily without warning, is that fine?”

Many adventurers were confused when she said that, but after thinking about it for a while they agreed. It makes sense, after all, considering who the Demonic White Sword was.

――”Well, although the people in town can be crude at times, the Kingdom’s law still applies and there haven’t been any incidents yet. So it’s quite unlikely that it will happen. You shouldn’t expect me to suddenly disappear.”

She had received many party invitations since the Dragon War and Shirley was able to deepen her bonds with the adventurers in the town, but she always held fast to that golden rule.

“Um… Where did my sis- I mean, Shirley-sama go?”

Philia stood shocked when Shirley left the guild, as did everyone else present, except for Canary. She hadn’t simply become invisible or something like that, she really had disappeared.

That pocket watch might be some kind of magical tool, but as far as Philia and Lumiliana know there’s no such tool in the Empire that can instantly teleport people.

The two who came from the Empire shuddered at the thought of such powerful magic, but Edward who was somewhat more familiar turned to Canary.

“Was that a spatial magic tool that you created? Just where exactly has she gone?”

“Someplace in this town.”

“She said there was an emergency… Is there some kind of incident going on in town!?”

“Incident, you say? I suppose that for Shirley, this would be a rather big incident. You see…”

Canary laughed, then spoke a sentence no one present really understood.

“That thing is, how should I say it, something like a safety alarm.”

Before this all happened.

As bell for the end of the day rang, throngs of noisy children poured out the front gate of the school and started to make their way home.

The boys who run off to play with their friends and the girls who diligently go home to study, although both have different circumstances and plans the thing that binds them all together as they walk home and chat is that they’ve been released from the clutches of the school day.

“Mmmmー! School’s finally oveeeer…”

“It doesn’t really feel like it since we have homework.”

“Mm, I agree. All the homework in the world should be destroyed.”

The two girls that stood out with their white hair, Sophie and Tio, were walking home along with their three friends.

Chelsea who walked next to Tio immediately agreed with her, walking next to them was Lisa, a tall girl who was arching her back as if tired.

“Umm, can we not even talk about homework? Do you remember how much homework we got during vacation last summer? What are we going to do if it’s that bad again?”

“Ahaha… You three really had a hard time during summer.”

Walking next to Sophie was Mira, the girl with the rare black hair and black eyes, who smiled wryly as she remembered how much the other three girls struggled last summer.

“But, you know…”

“I want to play when we have days off…”

“Isn’t it weird that they make us study even on our days off?”

“It’s because you have a day off that you shouldn’t forget to study.”

Two diligent students and three lackadaisies. Although there seems to be a bit of an imbalance, these five girls have been friends since they started school.

Despite being so young, Sophie and Tio’s looks catch the eye of anyone who sees them. Usually, you’d expect this to earn them the ugly envy of every girl in the school, but because the boys are kept at bay and they’re so easily likeable, it seems that their relationships with the girls in class have only deepened.

“…Well, you should at least try to get your homework done for tomorrow. By the way, what are you three doing today?”

“Ah, my dad wanted me to help in the shop today… Even if I didn’t have homework, I have no freedom…”

“My bro is coming back from adventuring today and he’ll probably be all tired, so I guess I have to take care of the younger kids.”

“My brother is also returning today. Father and mother are at work, so I’ll have to prepare dinner.”

“Oh, okay.”

She was hoping to invite them around to play, but since Lisa’s family runs a tavern and Chelsea helps out at the orphanage she lives in, there are times like this when they’re busy.

“By the way, are Chelsea and Mira’s brothers in the same adventurer party?”

“I think so? I’ve never met her bro though.”

“Maybe they were in Shirley-san’s party? Since they’re in the same guild.”

“Ahaha! I don’t think so? There was that time she said she was going to join a party not that long ago, but mama always prefers to adventure by herself.”

As Sophie said that, Chelsea started off a sentence with ‘that reminds me’,

“My bro recently told me about an adventurer in his party… What did he say again? Some weird person? In any case, it was a strange story.”

“…Mum said something like this before, but sometimes parties don’t always work out.”

“Yeah… I hope nothing happens.”

They gossiped about their family, their hobbies and their other classmates. As they swapped topics between classes and teachers and things coming up later in the year, one by one the group got smaller as the girls peeled off in different directions until only Sophie and Tio were left.

“Mm?”

When they were almost back to the Deficit House, talking about whether they should play or do homework when they got back, they saw a single gold coin rolled out from a side alley.

“What’s a gold coin doing here?”

“Did someone lose it?”

Thinking like that, someone with common decency would always think of returning it to its owner. They picked it up and walked into the alley to find its owner and as they did they saw a man with fine black hair, dressed head to toe in magnificently tailored similarly coloured clothing.

“Um… Did this belong to you, mister?”

“Yes, that’s right. Thank you very much for returning it to me… To tell the truth, I feared that I wouldn’t have the opportunity to talk privately with the two of you in a town filled with such barbarity.”

“…? What do you mean…?”

The man who looked to be in his late twenties with a fairly handsome face and, although the twins had never seen him before, he swept his coat tails aside and knelt down on one knee, looking up at them earnestly.

“I have come to retrieve you, Your Highness, Crown Princess Sophilea. And Your Highness, Princess Tionissia.

” “…….Who?” ”

Sophie and Tio are completely confused as the smiling man addressed them with names they had never heard before.

“This is the first time I’ve had the pleasure of meeting you. My name is Leblanc, I am in the service of Her Imperial Highness, Empress Alice. From this day forth, I hope we can be sincere acquaintances.”

It was Sophie who reacted first to the word ‘Empire’. They had been taught at school that it was the largest nation on the continent, laying to the north of the Kingdom and that it was hostile to the smaller nation.

“…I think you’ve got the wrong people. Those aren’t our names.”

“It is only natural that you be confused. You grew up in the cradle of humility, surrounded by such crude and lowborn adventurers from birth.”

Leblanc continues on at such a tempo it’s doubtful he really heard what Sophie said at all.

“However, the blood of the noblest lineage in the world runs through your veins. I endeavour to retrieve you at the behest of your father, His Majesty the Emperor, as well as your aunt, Her Majesty Empress Alice.”

“N-no, I don’t understand… Why does an Emperor want with us!? We don’t want to go anywhere, this town is our home!”

Both of them didn’t understand what Leblanc was saying at all. However, they have an unmistakable feeling that something is deeply wrong and they started to back away.

“Have you not heard from your mother, Shirley-sama? You are the only two daughters conceived between Shirley-sama, the eldest daughter of the powerful Earlgrey house and His Imperial Majesty Emperor Albert?”

“…Huh?”

At the sudden reveal of their father’s name, Sophie and Tio stopped dead in their tracks.

――――Hey, do we have a dad, or a grandad and grandma?

The two had once asked their mother that. When they did, their mother looked like she was about to burst into tears and hugged the two of them tightly without saying a word.

After that, the twins had never asked again. If their father could make that strong mother of theirs so upset with just a mention of him, then they don’t care to know him at all.

“As a result of a tragic misunderstanding, Shirley-sama left the Empire and is now taking up such base work as an adventurer in the Kingdom.”

Leblanc spoke as if he knew all about them.

“But, that ends today. It is time for you to return to where you truly belong. Now, let’s go home.”

The devil’s hand reached out to them. Even if she couldn’t keep up with the situation, Tio instinctively knew to resist and smacked Leblanc’s hand away strongly.

“…We’re children of an adventurer and grew up in a town of adventurers. I don’t know anything about an Empire.”

The twins turned around and ran away as fast as they could. But as soon as Leblanc saw that, he sighed and clapped his hands together twice.

“I did not wish to be rough, but I’m left with little choice… Apprehend the Imperial princesses!”

Five men rounded the corner from the main street and blocked Sophie and Tio’s escape. Stuck between a rock and a hard place the two young girls have nowhere to go and are easily lifted off their feet.

“S-stop! Let me go!”

“Guh…!”

They swung their fists and kicked with all their might, but it was impossible for such young children to do anything against adult men.

“Don’t worry. Eventually, you’ll both deeply appreciate the work I went through to retrieve you. Because as they say, families should stick together.”

Magic sigils slowly began to form in the palms of Leblanc’s hands. Despite not knowing exactly what kind of magic he was about to cast, Sophie instinctually knew that it was something she desperately didn’t want and shut her eyes tightly as if trying to escape it.

“Wha!? Who the hell is this kid!?”

At that moment, Sophie and Tio heard a yell, then as the sounds of two loud thwacks echoing through the alleyway, they suddenly felt themselves falling to the ground. But just before they hit the pavement, landed in the arms of a boy who looked like he was just on the verge of adulthood.

“Um, you guys are Shirley-san’s daughters, right? These guys seemed like baddies so I kind of just got involved, but what exactly is going on here?”

That boy… the young adventurer Kyle who had no idea what was happening stood opposed to Leblanc, who muttered a curse under his breath.

 


 

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42 comments

  1. Prepare the pop cor… I mean the army… They done it now!!! The empire just awoken again the vengeance that sworn before to destroy them…

    Kyle good job

  2. Well, at least the guy trying to kidnap them is a competent worker. He used just the right words to try convincing the young girls that they should go with him… Maybe he should have said something about Shirley also going to come with them and was already waiting at the carriage to make them trust him a bit more, but this would definitely bite him back later.

    Either way, it’s nice to see how he tried convincing them to go with him before attempting to use force… I mean, they’re children, it’s easier to fool them than to let them cause a ruckus~

    Poor sod though, he’s gonna have a bad time now that he failed~ *giggles*

  3. EMERGENCY MISSION (LEVEL: WHITE MAMA DEMON)

    TASK: DESTRUCTION OF THE EMPIRE.

    REWARD: A FAVOR OF WHITE MAMA DEMON AND A CRAPLOAD OF GOLD IF SUCCESSFUL.

  4. Angry momma bear~~
    Furious momma bear~~

    Carnage in the air~~
    Empire’s misdeeds will put in bare~~
    By angry momma bear~~

  5. Basic child kidnapping case, makes be quite disappointed by the lack of teaching for the girls. They fell for the trick quite easily, and if not Kyle joined in, then the Empire would be turned to hell. Wait, I made that sound better.
    One thing I REALLY want to point out, this idiot in the last chapter said he loved/loves Shirley, yet he calls the emperor and the empress with “majesty”, but not Shirley. In his mind the ruling duo is ranked higher, yet he believes he’s doing something nice for Shirley. He’s got quite the mental disorder.
    Thanks for the chapter!

    P.S. I couldn’t wait, so i read ahead on syosetu, and frankly, I hope the spoiler tag works:

    TL note: It didn’t work.

        1. Thanks, also one grammar mistake i noted down, then forgot about:
          “The boys who run off to play with {his} friends” -> “{their} friends”

    1. You could also read it that by referring to Shirley not as royalty, he’s treating her as something far more attainable. If he treated her as royalty it would be as good as admitting she was still another man’s fiancée.

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      I probably can’t run proper ads because this website has boobies on it (´・ω・`)

      OH THE SACRIFICES I MAKE FOR THE SAKE OF ART

  6. Ty for the chappy~ the first time kyle did something good huh~ Also, when does the alarm go off? Cus if it was teleport she should appear pretty much instantly, unless the destination’s not fixed to the daughters.

  7. Like i said before, there will be a dungeon called ‘fallen empire royal capital ruin’ in 1 week (novel timeline, not real time) lol

  8. It didn’t occur to me before, but I have to wonder about the dubious legality of adventurers exclusively becoming citizens of the kingdom.

    On paper Shirley is guilty of crimes against the imperial family and basically an S-rank criminal due to her combat strength. What country in their right mind would be ok with a criminal that dangerous being able to escape their crimes via hopping a border AND getting protected by a (theoretically) weaker (or previously allied?) nation? And why wouldn’t she need permission from the empire to renounce her citizenship? So the argument about an international incident frames the empire as the bad ones when the Kingdom is essentially harboring an S rank criminal and refusing to let them face “justice?”
    Then there’s the fact that the children are still empire citizens due not only to being born there, but due to their parentage which makes it a kidnapping/custody case to make things even more complicated. The kingdom being on Shirley’s side is tantamount to declaring that if you steal children and cross the border to become an adventurer, the Kingdom is not only OK with it, but willing to back you on a major political level. As stupid as the emperor is, his arguments about a father being able to see his children are technically true which in this case is the worst kind of true.
    Then complicate it even further with the fact that the twins are the royal heirs and you have the kingdom essentially (on paper) holding the future heirs of the empire as political hostages. Literally everything from chapter one is a massive act of casus belli.
    And while I couldn’t remember the chapter that details adventuring and citizenship (to see if there’s something wrong in my above arguments), it did jog my memory about the lie detection magic which means the entire premise behind everything is completely mind boggling. A mid level person with a lie detector would be invaluable in an imperial (or ANY) court and nobody thought about using such a basic spell during the prologue?

    1. Canary took a personal liking to Shirley and took her in, that’s why Shirley owes her such a big debt. Canary, as has been mentioned many times, is really god damn powerful not just financially but politically. She’s closely tied to the Kingdom’s royal family (not to mention the King and Queen have a soft spot for Shirley anyways) and has power elsewhere, able to basically run amok in other countries without them being able to lift a finger against her because of the things she might hold over their heads.

      I think I discussed the issue of the use of lie detection magic in the first chapter some time ago, but the reason why Shirley was tortured in some secret prison is because it was obvious the lies wouldn’t hold up if they just used the lie detection magic in a court or some such, so they wanted to make Shirley confess on her own so no one would question it. The nobles all hate her so that would probably have been enough.

      1. The hole in that argument about why lie detection magic wasn’t used is that Shirley didn’t demand it. Everything is designed to fool Albert because he isn’t in on the lies. Assuming the lie detector hasn’t been bribed in some manner,(Which would actually be more reason to bring that in to trick Albert) Shirley asking for one probably would have been accepted by Albert because he “knows” it will vindicate him.
        Or even going past the prologue, what reason is there for the queen or Albert to not silence opposition claiming she’s manipulating the emperor via making a declaration while under that spell?
        A lie detection spell has far too many practical applications for any member of the royal family with the ability to not be taught how to cast and use it constantly. Swear loyalty to the throne. Swear the food is not poisoned, swear you are not working with self interest against the interests of the nation. Work that into the formal ceremonies at the convening of parliament/senate or whatever sort of political gatherings they use. That spell should be spammed so hard that clerics/priests are akin to japanese salarymen running haggard all the time.

        1. Yeah, you are right, I would like to know a little more about the Church. Are they a powerful and independent body that jealously guards the secrets of miracle magic against governments? Is the Theocracy a lie free dystopia? The author hasn’t actually done a bad job of world building so far so I sort of hope this gets addressed.

        2. I can’t answer about the worldbuilding but I can answer about the legality.

          For one, our current system is a result of globalization and connecting up all countries into a huge network. In the past, it was not like that. It was very, very common for a criminal to run from one country to another to avoid persecution. In fact, this is even the case now for local police forces, they are not allowed to exercise powers in another country’s territory, they need Interpol to do that. In the past, without a global police organization, once you were “past the border”, you were home free. So in short, what Mr Brainless did here trying to impose their law on another country is actually an invasion since you’re claiming your laws take precedence over their own. I.e “I rule this territory”.

          Two, they don’t have a universal database of people passing through the border (i.e no passport system) so they can’t be said to be harboring a fugitive since at that time they probably had no idea who or where she is, not to mention she does not really have royal protection, anyone could harass her like the adventurers did on her first day. She’s just “there”, not protected. She would be classes as a transient, someone possibly passing by.

          Three, no clue if they have an extradition treaty and she was not really tried in court so in theory she did not break any Kingdom laws. She was accused but was never tried since she left before the trial and for some reason or other she was not officially declared “guilty in absentia”, probably because they already “tried” her in the court of Public Opinion, so they really didn’t have a case to demand the Kingdom send her back and they probably could not be bothered.

          Mr Brainless goes on and on about the Law but in reality, his authority does not extend to another country and kidnapping IS against the law in the other country even if you are a knight, it’s like saying “I’m a policeman in Country X therefore it is right for me to grab you off the street and lock you up in my house even if we are in Country Y.” It’s all sorts of nonsense and I treat it as another sign of how badly his head has been messed up by Alice.

  9. At least the Empire finally got smart enough to actually have individuals personally apprehend the daughters. Too bad none of them realize that the rumors about the White Demon happened to relate to the girls’ mother. So really, that smart act of kidnapping is also the dumbest act too. Goodbye Empire, you were fools to pick a fight with a scorned mama bear.

  10. Thanks for the chapter…

    Speculation about the result for kyle after reading the chapter…

    If the cliche is right then Kyle just opened up the daugthers route and he just slammed the mother route close.. Ahahaha
    Kyle appearing like a white knight saving maiden’s in distress and having them falling for him as a result……..
    Kyle you’ll be subject to killing intent every time you meet demon mama…. Ahahaha…

  11. don’t even think about being with Shirley, did you understand Kyle !? I will not let! Do not dare!

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